
By Ramachandran Rajeev Kumar — 2026-09-14
There is a graduate in every Indian city this year who can answer any question you put to him. Ask him the boiling point of a compound, the year of a treaty, the clause of a statute, and it comes back at once, because he spent twelve years being trained to store exactly that. Now put him in a meeting with a client from Rotterdam. He arrives eleven minutes late, takes a call in the middle of her sentence, talks over her twice, and leaves without replying to the follow-up email for four days. The client does not remember what he knew. She remembers what he did.
This is not a story about one graduate. It is a story about what the Indian school chose to measure, and what it chose to leave out, and about the moment at which that choice stopped being harmless.
I. Knowledge became a utility
For most of the history of schooling, the scarce thing was knowledge. It lived in a few heads and a few libraries, and getting it into a child's head was slow and expensive. A system that rewarded storage made sense, because storage was the bottleneck. The examination was a test of how much had been carried across.
That premise ended. Any child with a phone now has, on demand and at no cost, more retrievable knowledge than the best-read teacher of 1990. Knowledge is a utility, like water from a tap. Nobody is admired for owning a lot of tap water. What matters is what you do with it, and how you conduct yourself while doing it.
The Indian school has not caught up with its own premise. It still grades the abundant thing, storage, and ignores the two scarce things, judgement and conduct. And the strange part is that the state already agrees, in writing.
II. The policy has conceded. The examination has not.
The National Education Policy of 2020 says that all students should learn "ethical and moral reasoning". Its section on curriculum lists "cheating" and "plagiarism" under ethics. The National Curriculum Framework for School Education of 2023 goes further and names "outsourcing thinking" to a machine as a harm to be guarded against. The Central Board of Secondary Education's computational-thinking and AI framework for 2026-27 instructs teachers to assess "ethical reasoning skills, rather than rote memorisation". For 2026-27 CBSE has also added a Class 9 area called Individuals in Society, competency-based and internally assessed, covering personal identity, ethics, community and civic responsibility.
Read those documents in sequence and the policy argument is over. Memorisation has been abandoned on paper. Ethics has been admitted. The problem is what the word ethics has been allowed to mean, and where the board examination still sits.
In every one of those instruments, ethics means bias and fairness in a dataset, privacy in an app, consent before data is collected. These are good things to teach. But the curriculum names bias and does not name the queue. It names privacy and does not name the volume of a phone call on a train. It names plagiarism and does not name the wrapper thrown from a car window. Conduct in a shared space, the daily behaviour of one person among strangers, appears in no competency list, no rubric and no report card. It is nobody's subject, so it is nobody's job.
And the examination that decides a child's life still rewards the thing the policy has disowned. Until the board paper changes, every teacher will teach to it, every coaching centre will drill for it, and every parent will rank schools by it. A policy that says one thing and an examination that pays for another is not a reform. It is a signboard.
III. The missing subject, and what it cost in May
In the last week of May 2026 three clips travelled around the world within days of each other. Indian tour groups danced garba beside a parked aircraft on a Vietnamese airport apron, on Hanoi's Train Street, and inside a theme park. Airport officials stopped the tarmac dance. Neither the airline nor the aviation authority issued a statement, which is the polite way a host says it has seen enough.
A month earlier, on 19 April, staff at a resort in Ubud, Bali, stopped four Indian guests at checkout and recovered from their luggage towels, robes, a hair dryer, a doormat, a television-remote box and cutlery. The Gianyar police said the matter was "settled amicably" and did not prosecute. In June a Kathmandu outlet catalogued a run of clips from Nepal: cooking on a public street in Pokhara, two men urinating in the open until a Nepali woman confronted them, and gutka spat on a road until a Nepali youth made the visitors rinse it off. On 31 May the industrialist Harsh Goenka revived a notice he had once seen in a Swiss hotel, a list of rules posted for Indian guests alone, and wrote: "Our civic sense seriously needs to be upgraded."
Two facts about that month matter more than the clips.
The first is that no country tightened its entry rules for Indians on the ground of conduct. Thailand's decision in May to move India from sixty-day visa-free entry to a paid visa on arrival was, in the government's own words, about overstays, illegal work and border hopping, and it was reversed in July after Indian arrivals fell. Every column that linked the garba videos to the visa change was Indian commentary, not Thai policy. The world is not yet legislating against us. It is doing something quieter and worse: it is forming an expectation.
The second fact is the Sedona clip. In May 2026 Indian outlets ran footage of four young men carving their names into Cathedral Rock in Arizona, captioned as Indians who had "flown across the world" to deface a landmark. The local newspaper had reported the incident a year earlier, in May 2025, and no authority ever confirmed who the men were or where they were from. The clip was attributed to us by strangers on the internet, and we accepted the attribution ourselves. That is what a reputation does once it is formed. It starts identifying people on your behalf.
None of this is a verdict on the Indian character. The same tourist who danced beside the aircraft keeps a spotless kitchen and would never dream of leaving a wrapper in the puja room. The inside was taught as his. The outside was never taught as anyone's. A person who has never been asked, in twelve years of school, to keep a shared space clean, wait his turn, or lower his voice for the sake of a stranger, has not failed a test. He was never set one.
IV. The bill, from the individual to the nation
The cost of that untaught subject does not arrive as one invoice. It arrives as a chain.
The individual. The India Skills Report 2026, released in November 2025 on more than a hundred thousand candidates, put overall employability at 56.35 per cent, and the employers surveyed named communication, teamwork and adaptability as the most persistent deficiency among young entrants. Mercer Mettl's Graduate Skill Index for 2025, drawn from more than a million students across 2,700 campuses, found that half of Indian graduates fall short on soft skills. Neither report is measuring knowledge. The knowledge is there. What is missing is the conduct that turns it into a job, and then into a promotion.
The business. A deputy general manager in Noida, quoted in a 2025 study of intercultural communication in Indian IT companies, put it in one sentence: "a European 10 o'clock means 10 o'clock." Foreign partners do not write that on the invoice. They write it into the margin, as coordination cost, and they choose the next vendor accordingly. When every engineer in Bengaluru, Manila and Warsaw has the same model in the browser, the knowledge gap between them is zero, and the only thing left for a client to compare is behaviour.
The multinational. Indian talent is hired abroad for what it knows and passed over for what it does. The reasons that appear in appraisals are usually communication and presence, which are the courteous words for conduct. A country that supplies the world's engineers and not its managers has left money on the table, and the money is not small.
The tourist, both ways. Foreign arrivals in India fell in 2025 to about nine million, down roughly eight per cent on the year and well below the 2019 peak, and the reasons visitors and the industry gave the Ministry of Tourism were scams, safety, transport and paperwork. The only survey with numbers that survives a fact-check is older: of three hundred international travellers questioned in Rishikesh before the pandemic, two in three rated sanitation inadequate and seven in ten said the same of hygiene. The inbound tourist photographs the litter. The outbound tourist becomes the clip. They are the same lesson, untaught, seen from two sides.
The name. "Sub-standard" is not a judgement on Indian ability. Nobody who has worked with Indian engineers or doctors thinks they are less able. It is the sum of a thousand small encounters that nobody involved was ever trained for, and it is the most expensive line in the chain because it is charged to everyone, including the ones who did nothing wrong.
V. Where conduct is a subject
Every country whose export brand is now "clean, quiet, on time" got there by teaching it, not by hoping for it.
In Japan, classroom cleaning, souji, is not a chore imposed on the badly behaved. It sits inside the national curriculum standards as one of the "special activities", about twenty minutes a day, in rotating groups, alongside class duties and recycling. A Japanese child cleans the room he studies in and the toilet he uses, from primary school onward, and the adult he becomes does not litter because the outside was taught as his. The rigorous outcome study that proves the causal link does not exist in the literature we could find, and it does not need to. A country does not run a controlled trial on its own manners. It simply has them.
In Singapore, the Keep Singapore Clean campaign was launched by Lee Kuan Yew on 1 October 1968 with fines from the first day. His sentence is worth the whole policy: "Everybody can learn and acquire the habit of treating common user areas as one's own home, to be kept clean and maintained." Fifty-eight years later the first littering offence still costs S$300 on the spot, a repeat offender can be ordered to clean a public place for up to twelve hours in a luminous vest, and the National Environment Agency's review of 2025 recorded three hundred enforcement blitzes, more than seven hundred such orders, and a forty per cent fall in litter at monitored hotspots in six months. The habit is now the culture. It began as a fine.
In Rwanda, Umuganda puts every citizen between eighteen and sixty-five on the street on the last Saturday of the month, from eight until eleven, cleaning and building, under a law of 2007. The government's own assessment for 2007 to 2016 put participation at 91.3 per cent and valued the work at more than a hundred million dollars. When households were asked what they got from it, the most common answer was a clean neighbourhood.
And at home, Indore. In July 2025 it took the top place in the country's cleanliness survey for the eighth year running, so far ahead of the field that the government had to invent a separate Super Swachh League to give other cities a chance. Indore's method is not a poster. It is six-way segregation at the door, a garbage van with a GPS unit, a bye-law that cuts the bulk-waste threshold so that colonies must compost, and a spot fine traced to a resident through the documents found in his own dumped rubbish. It is the Singapore method, run by an Indian municipality, in an Indian city, on Indian citizens, and it works.
Mumbai is the instructive contrast. Between April 2024 and February 2025 the city's clean-up marshals fined 1.4 lakh people a total of Rs 4.54 crore, and 44 per cent of the cases were for spitting. Then the corporation abolished the marshals, because of persistent complaints that they were extorting the public. The enforcers had become the conduct problem. Enforcement without a culture underneath it decays into a racket. A culture without enforcement never forms. Both are needed, and the school is where the culture is made.
VI. What state governments must do
Education, sanitation, municipal law, police and tourism are all state subjects. The National Education Policy is a Union document; the board examination, the teacher-training college and the timetable are the state's. So is the fine, and so is the toilet. Every lever in this argument sits in a state secretariat.
Make conduct a subject with a rubric. CBSE's new Class 9 area, Individuals in Society, is the opening. State boards should carry the same subject from Class 1, assessed on the holistic progress card the policy already promises: punctuality, shared-space cleanliness, turn-taking, volume, treatment of staff and strangers. What is not assessed is not taught. What is assessed on the card, the parent asks about.
Put the broom on the timetable. Twenty minutes a day, every class, the children clean the room they study in and the toilet they use, on the Japanese pattern, as curriculum and not as punishment. This costs nothing and is the single most effective civic intervention any country has found. A state that spends crores on hired deep-cleaning of schools, as Punjab did in 2025, is buying the wrong thing.
Change the paper. Until the board examination carries weight for applied work, projects and conduct, nothing above it will change. The policy has already said so. The state board is the only body that can make the paper agree with the policy.
Train the teacher first. None of the teacher-training syllabi we could find covers how to teach conduct. Delhi's Rashtraneeti programme, launched in August 2025 with student-led school committees and master trainers, is a model any state can copy in a year.
No toilet, no fine. Enforcement where there is no infrastructure is theatre, and it invites exactly the extortion Mumbai found. Publish public-toilet density per kilometre of arterial road, ward by ward, before publishing the fine.
Then collect the fine, and publish the collection. Every municipal act already has the power. Indore uses it; most do not. A monthly, ward-level table of fines levied and collected, in the open, turns a poster into a policy and keeps the marshal honest.
Brief the traveller. For the high-emigration states, a one-page conduct card issued with the passport and again at the departure gate: noise, queues, staff, shared spaces, what a fine abroad costs. It is cheap, it is visible, and it tells the world that the state has noticed.
Measure noise. A decibel meter in the hand of the traffic police, and a fine that goes to the ward that collected it. Noise is the complaint foreigners make first and Indians hear least.
None of these is a new idea. Each is running somewhere in the country or in a country we admire. What is missing is the state government that puts all eight in one order and signs it.
VII. The older syllabus
None of this needs to be borrowed. The Thirukkural, written in the Tamil country perhaps two thousand years ago, has a chapter on conduct, ozhukkam, and its opening couplet is stricter than anything in Singapore's statute book:
ஒழுக்கம் விழுப்பந் தரலான் ஒழுக்கம் உயிரினும் ஓம்பப் படும்.
Conduct is to be guarded above life itself, because conduct is what gives a person distinction. The gurukulam of the older tradition taught the pupil to sweep the teacher's floor before it taught him a verse, and it did so on purpose. The sweeping was the first lesson, not the price of admission to the real one.
We did not lose that syllabus to the British. We lost it to the examination, which found conduct impossible to mark and therefore stopped marking it, and to a century in which knowledge was scarce enough that storing it seemed like the whole job. Knowledge is not scarce any more. The machine has that. The part it cannot do is arrive on time, wait in line, lower its voice and pick up the wrapper, and that part is now the whole of what the world sees when it looks at us.
The state governments have the schools, the boards, the teachers, the fines and the toilets. They do not lack the policy. They lack the order in which to sign it. The order is above.
Suththam Soru Podum, a Tamil civic satire written for this editorial. nBookMedia, 2026.